Me according to my 5 year old

I asked Bryson (who is 5) the following questions and here are his answers...

1. What is something mom always says to you?
No

2. What makes mom happy?
When I obey you and that is basically all

3. What makes mom sad?
A long time ago I asked you if I could have candy and you said no. I went and grabbed it and ran to my closet and ate it anyway.

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
If you say something funny to me

5. What was your mom like as a child?
You liked chocolate a whole lot

6. How old is your mom?
32 (pretty close, I am 30)

7. How tall is your mom?
5 inches

8: What is your mom’s favorite thing to watch on TV?
Stuff that we like to

9. What is her favorite thing to do?
Talk to daddy

10. What does your mom do when you're not around?
Talk to Daddy if he is around.

11. Why does Mommy like Daddy?
You love each other, and you got married.

12. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
Your love, that is what I think. It is love.

13. What is your mom really good at?
Watching the dogs

14. What is your mom not very good at?
I don't know, you are good at lots of things.

15. What does your mom do for her job?
homeschooling

16. What is your mom's favorite food?
spaghetti, is that right?

17. What makes you proud of your mom?
For watching the dogs.

18. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
I think a princess

19. What do you and your mom do together?
snuggle

20. How are you and your mom the same?
That we love each other

21: How are you and your mom different?
You are a girl and I am a boy

22. How do you know your mom loves you?
Because I am sweet