A few weeks ago I did not send my 3 year old and 6 year to the bathroom in Sam's Club together. I was not too lazy to go with them. I didn't tell them to use the buddy system instead of going with them. I didn't sit at the table eating pizza and watching for them. That would be terrible, and no way would I do that!
It was not my 3 year old child that came out of the bathroom screaming with his pants around his ankles. It was not my child the teenage Sam's employee tried unsuccessfully to cover while he continued screaming. It was not my child everyone in Sam's turned around to stare at, and it was not me that tried to crawl under the table and hide. Whew, that would have been so embarrassing, and I am so glad that is was Not ME!