Friday, January 29, 2010

5 Steps to Climbing Out of Bed

Step 1: You must remove everything from your bed, including your pants, before you can start.
2. You act cool and sly so that no one suspects you are up to anything.
3. If that doesn't work, you must then stare them down so they know you mean business and will get the camera out of your face.
4. You must stop and pet the dog before you can go any further. This is mandatory! 5. You put your foot between the bar and the rail and hoist yourself over.
Voila! You have now successfully climbed out of your bed, Brennan-style!

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